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10 Ways You Know It’s Love
Perhaps you don’t need an Internet listicle to tell you it’s love. If so you are more fortunate than some. Many days in both my work and play, I get the question, “How do you know when it’s really...
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The No-Sex Dealbreaker
I am not a renowned sexologist in the vein of Kinsey. I’m neither Masters nor Johnson. However, people have been randomly telling me their sex stuff for decades, which partly motivated my unusual...
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The Ol’ Dating Bait and Switch
Have you ever dated someone who represented him or herself as someone other than who they were? Or perhaps they were “themselves” around you, but misled you in regards to their intentions? No one can...
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The Sex Checkback
You’re going about your day. It’s a normal day and you’re doing what you normally do. You’re sitting in your cubicle, closing out the Candy Crush window when anyone walks by. You’re crying over donuts...
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The Wrong Kind Of Hump Day
This morning on the way to school, I was so rarely happy with my kids that I took a selfie at the lights. Big. Mistake. Not only was I hideously unattractive in a getting-my-mother’s-jowls kind of way,...
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The Number One Thing A Woman Needs
In life, as well as in a relationship, it’s all about context. For example, the number one thing a woman needs while camping is a can opener. On a cold morning, she might need a hairdryer that plugs...
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Fucking With Love
I haven’t been posting as much as I used to, and I feel moved to explain why. How could I abandon my (mostly) anonymous readers, leaving them stranded in a sea of unironic listicles, meaningless sex...
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How To Break Up With Your Depression
Dear Depression, I am writing you this letter, because we’ve been together so long, I feel like I owe you that. I like to think I’m not afraid to have the tough conversations—I’m not one to...
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The Number One Reason Why Men Pull Away – #8 Will Astound You, But Don’t...
Ever wondered why that man you’re so close to needs his own time and space, especially after you’ve put him through an emotional shitshow? Well you’re in luck, because here are 11 reasons why your man...
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The MILF Code 2.0 With Felicia Michaels
Tune in tonight! Thursday August 13, 7.p.m PST. LIVE on TradioV. First guests are writer/comedian/actor Bill Dawes (he’s been on Broadway) and sex coach/tantra teacher/love Goddess Psalm Isadora (she’s...
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The Number One Question To Ask Before Having Sex
Back in the dog days of the late nineteen eighties, when I started “dating,” I didn’t have many questions before jumping into bed. Granted it was another place, as well as another time, a more innocent...
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Top 10 Things That Make You Great In Bed
1. Creativity- Being inventive in the sack is a rare trait that can be developed, not necessarily by frequently changing positions, porn-style. There’s no “right way,” it’s all in the attitude:...
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Why It’s Good To Get Your Heart Broken
When my kids were smaller, I would know how good a time they’d had at pre-school by how dirty their clothes were when I picked them up. Now in Little League, if the white baseball pants aren’t black by...
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I Am Back On Tinder And Loving It
Going back on Tinder originated, as many of my life decisions do, with a tantrum. Though I am allegedly a human adult, when displeased, I have been known to slam a door, lob around breakable objects,...
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The MILF Code
1. Thou shalt be true to thine own desires always, except when kids need dinner. Then thine desires briefly have to wait. 2. Thou need’st to fuck anyone thou find’st repulsive. For nary a reason. (If...
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How To Let Go
Is there someone from your past who is catching on your psyche like a hangnail? A thorn in the paw of your otherwise-somewhat-decent life? You’re going along okay, and suddenly a stray comment or...
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The Trouble With Poly(amory)
In my post-marriage adventures I have gone through many phases. There was the crying on the floor in the fetal position until an errant food wrapper in the corner inexplicably makes you get up phase....
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10 Sex Tips That Could Save Your Marriage
Hindsight is a funny old bitch, isn’t she? Not a fan frankly. Always late to the party, always gloating about how good her eyesight is now all 20/20 and shit, like she got Lasik while she should have...
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What We Talk About When We Talk About A Guy’s Ass
Some time ago, a seemingly buttoned up woman I’d just met at dinner starting telling me about her boyfriend of almost a year. She described how supportive he was and that they were in love, happy and...
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Lack of Sex Causes Insanity
I know the modern term is “mental illness” rather than “insanity,” but the latter seems more apt to describe what happens when a person with a normal, healthy, or “high” sex drive has gone a long time...
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Do You Have A Bad Picker?
Tell me if you know this girl: she struggles to maintain a relationship with one asshole after another. She admits to you, either at the time or belatedly, that he is/was treating her badly, then sighs...
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The Single Worst Piece Of Dating Advice
Some time ago, I went to a singer friend’s show that ended in an impromptu date with another audience member. I’m not even sure how these things happen to me but they do, often; somewhere between...
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“Does My Bisexual Fantasy Mean I’m Gay?”
Hi Susanna, I have a bisexual fantasy that really turns me on, but my girlfriend thinks I must be gay. I try to explain to her that it is just a fantasy and I don’t want to actually do it. Please give...
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The One Thing Women Should Never Do in Bed
Birds don’t do it. Bees don’t either. Educated fleas certainly don’t do it. And yet so many women, educated in the birds and the bees, persist in doing it. It is a horrifying epidemic that’s been...
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